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Tag Archives: haiku
#1586
“Haytham Motherfucking Kenway”
I just want to write
a haiku about Haytham
why is this so hard
he’s fucking badass
king of sass and murdering
what more do you want
he’s the kind of guy
who makes you want to switch sides
(sorry, Ezio)
like steel wrapped in silk
Assassin blood, Templar drive
do not fuck with him
just skip through Black Flag
go from AC3 to Rogue
Haytham FTW
problematic fave
I always love the villains
but can’t you see why?
not the best dad, sure
at least he passed on his sass
Connor, be grateful
#1576
remember that day
chocolate chip cookies, chai tea
laughter and kisses
remember her smile, her touch
her fingers entwined with yours
chocolate chip cookies, chai tea
laughter and kisses
remember her smile, her touch
her fingers entwined with yours
#1574
ghost ship docks at dawn
no one boards and no one leaves
sails on in darkness
#1558
Bradbury, Pratchett
we’ll lose all the greats in time
mighty shoes to fill
#1556
“Carmilla”
beautiful vampires
cute queers solving mysteries
what more could you want?
(if it’s lesbian waltzing
we’ve got that covered as well)
#1551
feel crazy today
blood under my fingernails
don’t worry, it’s mine
blood under my fingernails
don’t worry, it’s mine
#1547
beautiful bared teeth
someone will love you, monster
and offer their throat
#1546
“Cathartic”
I love blocking blogs
Anti-LGBT? Gone!
Don’t need to read hate
#1534
we’re not a couple
you’re my world and I am yours
we’re a galaxy
you’re my world and I am yours
we’re a galaxy
#1533
guys, I did a thing!
this queer’s more visible now
weird lazy femme ace
[ I know I never post pictures of myself here, but I’ve been wanting to shave my hair for years, so you have to suffer through some selfies. Also, “weird lazy femme ace” may be my new descriptor. ]
#1524
from betrayal’s ash
arise hooded in justice
seek Eden’s secrets
seek Eden’s secrets
[ oh no more Assassin’s Creed haiku oh nooo ]
#1519
I wish you could see
I hold the sun in my hands
when you’re in my arms
#1515
“Fluffy”
unwilling mother
the opposite of your name
such an angry cat
—
“Barny”
regal calico
not meant for life in a barn
we gave you better
—
“Trouble”
intrepid kitten
you were trouble from the start
of course we picked you
—
“Adam”
I knew you briefly
and should have kept you safer
for that, I’m sorry
—
“Charlie”
little gray shadow
you were a piece of my soul
I’ll miss you always
—
“Merlin”
spirit companion
in the corner of my eye
you follow me still
—
“Deuce”
most spoiled of my sons
you were king of the castle
and acted like it
—
“Drusilla”
bowling ball kitty
who loved the smell of mens shoes
I hope you lost weight
—
“Bruno”
purr like a Harley
eyes bright as the harvest moon
please live forever
#1514
eighteen months today
so many years before us
every day precious
so many years before us
every day precious
#1512
website sidebar ad
“lose weight with this one weird trick!”
(a staph infection)
[ So guess who has been super sick the last two weeks three weeks like forever and apparently has a staph infection in her mouth and has lost a bunch of weight because the super strong antibiotics make her so nauseous all she can eat are cinnamon toast Eggo waffles? That would be me, the girl who internalizes her stress and emotions to such an intense degree that she physically cripples herself. Brilliant! ]
#1511
“67”
happy birthday, Dad
wish we could take one last ride
I’d give anything
#1504
through fire and steel
the Brotherhood delivers
Rome’s liberation
[ My girlfriend has turned me into an Assassin’s Creed fan and a totally shameless Ezio fangirl. I could watch him stab guards for hours. ]
#1501
wind tears at the trees
crying like a lost lover
I hold you closer
#1499
first date, long ago
side by side on playground slide
I should have kissed you
#1496
like a flame to moths
your monstrous divinity
white hot wrath and love
#1494
I am salt-sown earth
arid womb of stone and ash
pass me by, pilgrim
#1492
“You’re Gonna Carry that Weight”
gunpowder and steel
the snake that ate the dragon
see you, space cowboy
#1491
I had a wall once
’round a fortress made of stone
wherein I was safe
’round a fortress made of stone
wherein I was safe
I had a wall once
to which you walked up boldly
no weapon, no shield
I had a wall once
and thought the gates rusted shut
until you stepped through
I had a wall once
but it fell in disrepair
I was lost in you
I have no wall now
it’s but rubble ‘neath the grass
I’m okay with that
I have no wall now
will you help me build a fence?
that should be enough
#1490
no Sleeping Beauty
the deeper you dig, you’ll see
I’m the wall of thorns
#1489
pressure and lightning
pain building behind my eyes
migraine storm front looms
#1486
blue smoke, orange sky
skeleton trees backed by flames
your face in shadow
your face in shadow
#1479
you don’t understand
I’ve searched for her for twelve years
as child and adult
every moment is precious
trying to capture lost time
I’ve searched for her for twelve years
as child and adult
every moment is precious
trying to capture lost time
#1476
fraudulent email
I thought it was from WordPress
definitely not
[ WARNING! If you get an email from help@wordpress.com about a domain expiration, it could be a scam to clear your bank account. Now I get to cancel my debit card. Happy fuckin’ Friday to me. ]
#1470
I am learning grief
its flash floods and minus tides
dangerous currents
Only Fragments 