A list of 9 things you think about at 18 and 1 you don’t

1. if you really want to be an English major
2. why you signed up for an 8 AM class
3. if you can write a paper in one night
4. how to tell if a beta fish is happy
5. what you’re going to be for Halloween
6. if Pop Tarts count as a balanced breakfast
7. how to tell if a beta fish loves you
8. whether your writing is actually any good
9. if you should finally get your ears pierced
10. what songs you want played at your father’s funeral