Lines I (Probably) Won’t Use When I Propose to My Girlfriend
but that are true nonetheless
I could watch you play Assassin’s Creed forever. Will you marry me?
I’m not physically capable of cutting my own butternut squash. Will you marry me?
You’re the only one who takes my crane fly paranoia seriously. Will you marry me?
You not only get my obscure Jurassic Park references, but you make your own. Will you marry me?
Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world. Will you marry me?
I find your intense hatred of Paul Revere adorable. Will you marry me?
You introduced me to Avatar the Last Airbender. Will you marry me?
You introduced me to Dexter. I hate you for that, but will you marry me?
I’m sorry I introduced you to Cowboy Bebop. And Swordspoint. And Under the Poppy. Will you marry me?
I really like making out with you. Will you marry me?
I want to spend the rest of my life listening to you talk like Steve Di Schiavi. Will you marry me?
Only Fragments 
These are so cheesy :P I like them!
Haha, thanks!
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 5:10 PM, Only Fragments wrote:
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The buttersquash one really makes sense, if I really had to propose to my girlfriend, I’ll seriously consider that!