I’m eating oatmeal.
Now there’s oatmeal on my pants.
Eh. Who gives a shit.

when nothing sounds good
eat all the oatmeal ever
then eat more oatmeal

I liked oatmeal first
then I became allergic
so now I love it

oatmeal and bacon
the breakfast of gods

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