#1338

“God dammit.”

“I thought this would be easier.”

“The pictures are lies. Clearly.”

“This is the most frustrating experience of my life. Why would anyone put themselves through this?” 

“How does it get so hard? What the fuck is the point of that?”

“What do you mean? Mine’s so soft I can’t do anythi– dammit!”

“Yeah, that happened to me, too.”

“Do these even fit together?”

“According to the diagram.”

“This is fucking impossible. I give up. Nothing is worth this amount of effort and mess.”

“Hey, don’t look at me like that! I didn’t know it’d be this bad.”

“Well, it was your idea. I’d never think of something like this.”

“I just thought it would be fun to do together. Which it might be, if we weren’t so bad at it.”

“Oh yes, that’s the problem; our inexperience. Right. Darling, next time you want to do some bonding, why don’t we skip the making gingerbread houses part and go straight to the sex?”

“…I like that plan.”

 

[ Okay, so this scene isn’t exactly canon – sue me. My girlfriend and I recently tried to make gingerbread houses from a kit and things… didn’t go well. We couldn’t resist wondering if Tanim and Daren would have fared any better. ]

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