#1135

To whom it may concern,

Please excuse Elyssa from all forms of social interaction for a period of no less than 7-10 days. Patient has what is commonly referred to as “writer’s block”, a severe medical condition which causes a variety of debilitating symptoms, including but not limited to:

  • Stress induced stomach aches and migraines
  • Unpredictable mood swings
  • Passive-aggressiveness
  • Depression
  • Insomnia
  • Repetitive complaining and wordless whining
  • Compulsive composition of bad haiku
  • Abuse of the backspace key
  • Internet trolling
  • Not giving a single fuck

Until such time as the condition is deemed to be in temporary remission it is best to avoid contact as much as possible. If interaction is necessary, approach with caution and fresh scones.

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6 thoughts on “#1135

  1. NaNo’s a curse in disguise. I can’t quadruple my output without making the pace unsustainable, and I’d rather write a consistent amount each day than go on a death march and then burn out for the next several months.

    Hope you get writer un-blocked soon.

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