#1533

guys, I did a thing!
this queer’s more visible now
weird lazy femme ace

[ I know I never post pictures of myself here, but I’ve been wanting to shave my hair for years, so you have to suffer through some selfies. Also, “weird lazy femme ace” may be my new descriptor. ]

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#1515

“Fluffy”

unwilling mother
the opposite of your name
such an angry cat

“Barny”

regal calico
not meant for life in a barn
we gave you better

“Trouble”

intrepid kitten
you were trouble from the start
of course we picked you

“Adam”

I knew you briefly
and should have kept you safer
for that, I’m sorry

“Charlie”

little gray shadow
you were a piece of my soul
I’ll miss you always

“Merlin”

spirit companion
in the corner of my eye
you follow me still

“Deuce”

most spoiled of my sons
you were king of the castle
and acted like it

“Drusilla”

bowling ball kitty
who loved the smell of mens shoes
I hope you lost weight

“Bruno”

purr like a Harley
eyes bright as the harvest moon
please live forever

#1512

website sidebar ad
“lose weight with this one weird trick!”
(a staph infection)

 

[ So guess who has been super sick the last two weeks three weeks like forever and apparently has a staph infection in her mouth and has lost a bunch of weight because the super strong antibiotics make her so nauseous all she can eat are cinnamon toast Eggo waffles? That would be me, the girl who internalizes her stress and emotions to such an intense degree that she physically cripples herself. Brilliant! ]